famous people you just hate

[Assassinated_Beauty]

simon i can't remember his last name, the one who now presents buzzcocks

[Dean V]

Originally Posted by Assassinated_Beauty

simon i can't remember his last name, the one who now presents buzzcocks

Amstell *rolls eyes*

Unfunny as fuck and just faffing annoying.

[Assassinated_Beauty]

Originally Posted by Dean V

Amstell *rolls eyes*

Unfunny as fuck and just faffing annoying.

yep thats the one. never have i wanted to bash someone in the face as much for just NOT being funny

[Lone Architect]

Actually I like Simon Amstell, but Mark Lamarr I don't like, largely because I've heard about how horrible he can be off screen.

[StrawberryWine]

jeremy clarkson: stop marauding as some sort of anti-pc hero, you're just a right-wing racist, sexist and homophobe.
russell brand and noel fielding = dear "goth detectives", you're not funny, and skinny heroin-chic will never be a good look for males.


more coming later

[Corpse In The Bathtub]

Some more to add to my earlier list

Alex Zane-tredny fuckwit
Alexa Chung-The female version.Theres nothing that annoys me more than "kookiness" and posh people and she combines the two into a malestrom of hatefulness
Steven Gerrard
Alan Green
Steve Claridge-a master of stating the bloody obvious over and over again
Ian Wright
Steve McFadden-pudgy faced wanker
Jamie Carragher-arrogant cock who needs to take some english lessons
Justin Lee Collins
Tom Cruise
Madonna
Jennifer Lopez
Paris Hilton
Graham Norton
Davina McCall-those bloody hair dye adverts piss me off so much,where the fuck is her mother who she's meant to be talking too.
Jordan
Fiona Phillips-moralising,sefl righteous idiot
Ewan McGregor-and the other one who went on the motorcycle with him
Carlos Quieroz-whines like a little bitch about referees/the pitch/the price of half time pies everytime Man Utd lose
Geoffrey Boycott-wife beating pompous sod.
Angelina Jolie

[lovesean4ever]

Originally Posted by Dean V

Amstell *rolls eyes*

Unfunny as fuck and just faffing annoying.

biggest annoying TIT ever

[Mrs Bradfield]

Fearne Cotton -Just plain ANNOYING
Kate fucking Nash - Same as above
Mika
Natasha Kaplinsky - just irritates me

will think of some more in a bit.

[Mokey76]

I can't believe I forgot Kaplinsky! She seriously annoys me and she is so stupid

Jon Culshaw & the woman who also does dead ringers
Alan Brazil
George Burley
David Sheepshanks
David Gold

[puppet master]

George Bush - no explanation needed
Pete Doherty - talentless drug-taking waste of oxygen
Johnny Borrell - probably would marry himself if it was possible
Paris Hilton - don't think there's anything in her head, not even air
Didier Drogba - diving c**t
Thierry Henry - ponce
Noel and Liam Gallagher - they get a joint mention they're so unlikeable, and they support City
Tim Westwood - a 50 year-old idiot posh boy acting like a 12 year old chav
Peaches Geldof - spoilt rich bitch who I'd really like to punch
All of Loose Women - in desperate need of some HRT
That fat twat in Fall Out Boy - get over yourself daahhling
Kanye "I'm the greatest human being in the history of the universe, even better than God himself" West
The entire Conservative Party, especially David Cameron
That prize c**t drummer from Metallica
Jeremy Kyle - king of the chavs
Simon Cowell - single handedly pissed pop music up the wall
Kate Nash - talentless, ugly, talentless, stupid, talentless, over-hyped, talentless...
The rat faced editor of the NME - just like those middle-class "indie" kids trying to be cool
Danny Dyer - mockney twat
Jeremy Clarkson - uber-smug bigot
Sting - runs around the rainforest with a plate in his lip yet drags a heavily pregnant employee halfway across the country to make pasta
James Blunt - only ever good for rhyming slang
Fat Frank Lampard - take your "supah gawls" and shove it up your...

[knives out]

Fiona Phillips. I don't have a will to live in the morning as it is, stop sucking my life away from me.

Alex Zane. I'm funny and trendy, I'm hiliarious, love me, love me! No. Get a new hat.

All of Loose Women.No explanation needed.

Kerry Katona. That's why mums turn to heroin.

Colleen McRooneyface.I want to lock her in a freezer in Asda.

[mrsmanics]

Jordan: She is a revolting over-inflated Bratz doll, who whores her disabled son around the celebrity magazines whilst declaring herslef to be such a hard-working mother... Tell someone who gives a rat's ass, you plastic-breasted waste of sperm.

Jodie Marsh: She looks even worse than Jordan and everything about her repulses me.

Joss Stone: You're from Devon, Joss. That faux-American shite you talk makes me want to rip your hair out and make you eat it.

Russell Brand: No, I don't want to read your bookie wook. I want you to pissy off and not shove your "kooky" humour in my facey wace. And take Noel Fielding with you, although I will grant that he is less irritating.

Bono: My lovely friend Kirstie will hate me for that, but I can't abide the man. Anyone who can lecture and preach about giving your money to charity and then pay for a private plane to fetch his hat is a total twat.

Sting & Trudi: I just don't like them. There's no great reason.

Colleen Someday-Will-Marry-Rooney-But-Is-Somehow-Almost-More-Famous-Than-Him-Already-For-Doing-Very-Little: My sister once said she hated Colleen more than she hates Hitler. I wouldn't go quite that far, but I do think she's a fame-hungry, greedy little madam.

Keira Knightly: Nope, sorry. Can't see the fuss.

Pete Doherty: Tortured artist? No. Smackhead with very little real talent, who should have been locked up years ago.

Lily Allen: I could just about stand her until she loudly proclaimed on TV: "I didn't fink I could get pregnant da way I was doin' it. You know, up da bum-bum. Hahahahahaaaaaa!" Classy girl, Lily. Classy girl.

Paris Hilton: She is a ridiculously untalented swine with far too much access to publicity and money. I'd like to see her living in a bedsit actually working for a living.

Nicole Ritchie: By association, more than anything.

Tom Cruise: I think I'm actually scared of him, rather than it being a case of hating him. Scared of him, and indeed, of almost anyone who is an obsessional scientologist.

Angelina Jolie: Husband-stealing wench. If I wanted to adopt a baby from abroad, I bet it would take months if not years. And we get this overrated actress declaring she's going to have "a rainbow family." You had Jennifer Aniston, Brad. What were you thinking?!

There are probably many, many more, but sadly I imagine that I've already made myself look like a woman with far too much rage.

[Last Exit]

Ha ha! excellent descriptions!

I would also like to add the entire cast of Hollyoaks.

The entire cast of friends.

Ally Mcbeal - uber retard.

[mrsmanics]

Originally Posted by Last Exit

Ha ha! excellent descriptions!

I would also like to add the entire cast of Hollyoaks.

Thank you! And I agree with your first choice, too. Skanky people who can't act!

[Poolie]

Paul Daniels: Drunk pervert who (as one of you pointed out very astutely a while ago) looks like a testicle.

Ricky Gervais: I just don't understand.

Russell Brand: Ew ew ew

Madonna: Please please die soon. Before we have to listen to any more of your ridiculous faux English accent. The I-can-kidnap-children-beacuse-I'm-famous bit makes me feel a little unwell too.